I don’t want to be sad today, I’ve got dinner plans with Doug tonight, and a graduation party and wedding to attend tomorrow, and I keep reading my last post over and over again and it’s making me cry.
So, I logged on to the StevensPointJournal.com and read this local news story and nearly peed my pants laughing. Perhaps I’ll hang them out my car window later to dry them off.
A 29-year-old Plover woman who was talking on a cell phone and driving without pants was arrested for drunken driving following a crash in the town of Port Edwards, according to the Wood County Sheriff’s Department.
Jessica L. Jackson, who was driving her pickup truck east on Highway 54 just before 8:50 a.m. Sunday, had her pants hanging out the window to dry when the vehicle hit the highway shoulder, and Jackson overcorrected, according to the Wood County Sheriff’s Department Accident Report. Jackson crossed the centerline, entered the ditch and rolled the vehicle.
Jackson was transported to Riverview Hospital, where she was treated and released. She was arrested for drunken driving, Wood County Sheriff’s Department Lt. Dave Laude said. The preliminary breath test showed an alcohol concentration of 0.18, more than double the legal limit.
Now, the act of drunk driving itself is not funny. Not funny at all. I’ve lost many friends to this kind of tragedy.
But when I read the headline and then the part where her pants were hanging out the window, I could not stop laughing. I can’t help it. I just find that part hysterical.
I can’t imagine the look on the cop’s face when discovering a pantsless woman in a car accident. Maybe because this woman is from Plover (where I live) that made me laugh even harder.
Frank Caliendo rocks my world. From his impressions of George Bush to Bill Clinton as well as Leno and Letterman, the guy is TALENT. No, I didn’t say he has talent. He is talent.
Every time I see him I think Charles Barkley. And I call my husband a knucklehead.
Last night during the brutally awful Packer game (they lost, it suuuucked), I was easing my pain and having the best time using the Volkswagon Routan Baby Maker. It’s the most hilarious and fun thing I’ve seen in a long time. Seriously. You have to check it out.
My friend and I kept making babies with celebrities (ha ha, that sounds so funny) and e-mailing the photos to each other. Honestly, this little tool is nifty and addicting. Here’s a few baby pictures for your amusement:
Baby Tuszke (Of course, I had to make a baby with my husband, first!)
Okay, I’m biased. I know that. But this video cracks me up.
Dawson and I were watching Spongebob this morning, and then Nickelodeon went off the air for three hours as part of their Worldwide Day of Play event. I told Dawson to help me find Murphy’s leash so we could take him for a walk to the park.
Dana began her Mom career in 2004 with the birth of her eldest son, Dawson, aka The Doodlebug. She spends her days catering to a 5-year-old, she denies her habit of compulsive vacuuming, and just recently gave birth to Owen, aka Monster Baby. She's definitely living La Vida Loca and wouldn't want it any other way. More About Dana.
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