Archive for the 'Relative Chaos' Category
October 5, 2009
More Nesting and Another ER Visit (This Time Not For Me)
Remember when I told you I was nesting? Yeah, that was just a trial run, because the real nesting began Saturday, the second I got home from the hospital. It’s like a fire has been lit under my bum.
It started with this intense desire to start organizing the bedroom that Dawson and his baby brother will share for awhile. Doug took the doors off the closet and I went through every single item in that space. The urge to purge hit me like a ton of bricks.
Three large boxes of stuff were sealed up and are now ready for donation to the Easter Seals. I got rid of toys no one has played with in years. Clothes that Dawson cannot wear and the baby wouldn’t be able to wear for years were packed for others to use. Anything that had not been worn or used in a year or more was tossed into the boxes as well. I realized that Dawson had a lot of clothes when he was born, more than the new baby could ever wear. Gone it is.
It took a few hours to figure out the correct floor plan for the room. The furniture was arranged with efficiency in mind. I delegated while Doug moved things around several times. It’s very functional now. I should have taken before and after photos.
Next, we took a trip to Target and bought one of these awesome toy organizers:
All of the most played-with toys were sorted into these 12 magic bins. Because I had sorted through everything first, we ended up with two smaller bins being empty.
After the kids’ room was complete I crashed into bed and slept like a rock. It was a long, rough day.
Sunday morning we went to church and after we got home Doug made a delicious breakfast of eggs, bacon, hashbrowns and toast. It was delicious. I decided to tackle our closet after that, and 5 more boxes of clothes, shoes, purses and other miscellaneous items were donated.
I finally got rid of all those clothes that had sentimental value or emotional feelings attached them. I haven’t worn them in more than five years. Someone else can use them. It was tough to let go of some of those things, but I noticed that an uncluttered house has also cleared my psyche.
Doug did all the grunt work and heavy lifting, and I’m so grateful for his help. After tackling closets we cleaned out the pantry together, as well as the linen and coat closets, too. My house is almost perfect.
Shortly after we finished our work, my mother-in-law called to say that my father-in-law was having health issues. He has been feeling disoriented, experiencing hallucinations and memory loss, as well as sleeping a lot and not wanting to get out of bed. I’m not sure what the medical condition is, but it reminds me of dementia. My grandfather suffered from the disease. I also wonder if my FIL was experiencing a mini-stroke.
We went to Doug’s parents’ house to help get my FIL to the hospital, but later decided an ambulance was a better choice. Doug’s dad was taken to the ER and later admitted to the hospital for observation. We got home a few hours later. Doug’s brother and uncle stayed to help my MIL. Doug wanted to stay longer, but he had to work very early this morning, and his mom said not to miss work until they know exactly what my FIL’s condition is. We’re praying that he recovers from whatever it is that is ailing him.
After we got home last night, we all crashed into bed. Another long day under our belts.
I’m hoping today is uneventful, and that no one else is admitted to the ER. They say bad things happen in threes. Here’s hoping that’s just an old wives tale, or a myth.
Later this afternoon I’m taking Dawson to see a free matinee showing of Transformers 2. The theater is offering this show for customer appreciation week, and my little guy cannot wait for the DVD to come out on October 20th. It’s our last mommy/son “date” before little Baby O arrives. I plan to treasure every second of it.
May 26, 2009
A Graduation Ceremony, Memorial Day & Look! I’m Having a Baby!*
My weekend was full of cleaning, relaxing, freaking out, family stuff and other miscellaneous things I’ve forgotten. Because words are escaping me right now, I’m going to show you some pictures. I hope that’s okay with you. (If not, too bad, because that’s all I’ve got right now.)

My youngest brother, Frankie (the baby of the family), pre-Graduation.

Arriving at the SPASH Fieldhouse two hours early, to get a good seat. We still had to sit towards the back.

Ms. Colby, my high school journalism teacher. She still looks as young as she did 12 years ago when I graduated.

Dawson hugs my father while we wait for the ceremony to start.

Kathy Kinney (Mimi Bobeck of the Drew Carey Show), Stevens Point native. She was the keynote speaker for my graduation ceremony in 1997 also. She gave a magnificent speech about being a good person and that if we all pay it forward, the world would be a better place.

Kathy, during her speech. This was as close as I could get — and I was using the mega zoom lens on my Rebel.

My brother, accepting his diploma and customary handshake.

573 Graduating Seniors (of high school, seriously. My class had 650 graduates out of 689 seniors), and nearly 3,000 family and friends pack the fieldhouse.

The Graduate. (No, not that one.)

My parents, brother Frank and Dawson. (No, I have no idea what the boys are looking at. Certainly isn’t the camera.)

“Mom, I’m 4 1/2, right?”

Ant Catching on Memorial Day.

Memorial Day Picnic in the Back Yard.

Post Picnic Bike Ride.

Lilacs from the Back Yard.

My Little Acrobat. Today’s ultrasound reveals I will be giving birth to the next Shawn Johnson. The baby was standing on his or her little head, legs dangling in the air, facing in the opposite direction of the tech’s wand. I will have to go back for another U/S because the poor technician couldn’t get more than half of the required cross-section photos she needed. So there’s hope that I’ll find out in the next six weeks!

Profile. Looks just like Dawson. Seriously. I thought I might be having a girl, but now I think it might be a boy. Also, today’s heartbeat was 138. Three prior heartbeats were 165, 156 and 148. So, that old wive’s tale is no help at all.
For more photos, visit my Flickr sets!
* And not an alien, as my husband likes to joke…
January 29, 2009
I Went Out in Public Wearing My Pants Inside Out
Last night my parents invited Dawson and me to go sledding and tobogganing with them. My sister Rachel and my brother Frank came along, too. Their church was hosting a sledding party at Iverson Park and since Dawson had already been to the winter park twice before, I couldn’t say no.
Now before I go any further with this story, I must confess that I had never been down a toboggan run before. I’m nearly 30 years old and last night was my first time. I was a toboggan virgin.
Iverson Park is beautiful in the summer, but it’s full of snowy action in winter months. They have a sledding hill which is BYOS (bring your own sled) and two toboggan slides, each 300 feet long. When we got to the park and my dad asked if I wanted to go down, I hesitated when I discovered we’d have to climb to the top of the platform. I was freaked out because this is what the drop looks like:

I. Was. Terrified.
My fearless Dawson looked at me and said, “Mommy, you can’t be scared. It will be so much fun!”
I declined to go down with Dad, Mom and Dawson. Instead, I went down with my brother Frank first. I didn’t want my son to see me cry.
So we climb up to the top, I sat down on the front of the toboggan, with my feet directly under the curl and my little bro (who’s 6′ 3″ and a good 250 pounds) sat behind me. I felt safer knowing there was an anchor behind me. The slide attendant instructed me to keep my body parts on the sled and to hold tight to the rope.
“Ready?” she asked.
“I think so,” I said with a stutter.
“Have fun!” she yelled.
Next thing I know she dropped the hatch and down we flew. Picture me screaming, eyes closed, and tears streaming down my rosy cheeks.
“Hooooollleeeee Craaaaapppp!” I screamed.
When we got to the end and started to slow down, I opened my eyes, and sat there frozen with fear.
“Are you okay?” Frank asked.
“Am I alive?” I replied.
“Yeah. You made it.” he said.
“Okay, then I’m okay. I’m okay, right?” I couldn’t believe I didn’t die.
As we walked back up the hill, I saw my parents, my sister and little Dawson going down for the second time. My son, fearless and smiling, was screaming with delight. He loved it.
“Mumma! Poppa, Nonna and Rachel and me won the race! Woo hoo!” he shouted.
“You did!” I said.
Dawson asked me if I liked the “noggin hill” and I told him as long as I didn’t break my own noggin, I would be fine.
I managed to get up the courage to go down again, but with my Dad, Mom and Dawson. This time the sled crashed and we all went rolling. I was so happy I wore three pairs of pants because I had some major butt burn. That wasn’t the first time we crashed either (can you believe I went down a total of 12 times?), and this morning I was so stiff in the buttocks and lower back.
Dawson had preschool this morning, and I realized we were running late. I quickly threw on one of the pairs of pants I wore last night and drove my boy to school.
When I got home, I sat down on the couch to take a rest and noticed my sweats were inside out. I can’t believe I was out in public dressed like that!!
If anyone noticed, I’ll blame it on Noggin Hill and my butt burn. It could have been worse. I could have broken my arse instead of just getting a bruise on one cheek. No seriously, it’s black and blue!
Dawson has been begging to go sledding again, and I think I might just do it. As scary as it is, it sure is one hell of an adrenaline rush!
December 26, 2008
All Christmas’d Out
I intended to write a post either on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, wishing everyone the happiest of holidays, but time got away from me. I had last minute shopping to do, more presents to wrap and other miscellaneous tasks to complete before the Christmas festivities began so blogging was the last thing on my mind.
We went to Doug’s parents’ house on Christmas Eve, and his sister, brother and their spouses were in attendance, as well as his aunt and uncle and his niece. Dawson was thrilled to see his cousin Brittney.
We only see Brittney a few times a year, and honestly, the last time we saw her was last Christmas. She’s gotten taller and even more beautiful. She’s going to be nine years old in January and I keep wondering where the time has gone. It seems like only yesterday she was a chubby-cheeked baby. (I’d love to post a photo, but I want to respect her privacy.)
Dawson received some wonderful gifts, too. Grandma T. bought him a set of Lincoln logs, and Dawson was so happy when Uncle Chris helped him build a log cabin.
Aunt Gail and Uncle Rick bought him the most obnoxious guitar on Earth. She instructed Dawson to play it at top volume and I laughed when we discovered the loudest volume was actually tolerable.
“Ha ha! Joke’s on you! That’s as loud as it goes!” I exclaimed happily.
And then Dawson opened the Fisher-Price NASCAR racetrack from Uncle Chris and Aunt Kelly, a battery-operated toy that is so annoying I’m already thinking about hiding it in the basement. The thing is just….obnoxious. Aunt Gail was more than happy to put together that noisy toy and I think she had fun playing with Dawson, too.
We had lots of great food and drink and everyone had a wonderful time.
Christmas Day was held at my parents’ house. We drove over there a few hours after church, and we had a wonderful ham dinner with my family.
My brother Nathan was there with his girlfriend Becky, and my mom’s brother Paul came over, too. My mom’s sister Judy stayed home this year because she wasn’t feeling well.
I sent some presents with Uncle Paul, one for him and one for Aunt Judy. I’m sad she didn’t make it this year. I think it has a lot to do with her sadness about Grandma Alice’s death. She died December 6, 2005 and I don’t think Christmas will ever be the same with out her.
After dinner, my family ended up watching some movies on Dad’s big screen TV. We watched The Temptations mini-series on VH1 which turned out to be a four hour show. (It was a good movie, despite how long it was. I love Motown artists and I’ve always been intrigued about Berry Gordy’s legacy and the musical acts he cultivated — like The Supremes, The Jackson 5, Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, The Temptations and so many more.) The show ended at 10 p.m., and when Doug went outside to start the car it was snowing heavily. Had we known about the mini-blizzard, we’d have left hours before.
The meteorologists predicted a “light dusting” but by the time we were ready to leave we’d already gotten 3 inches of snow and Mother Nature showed no signs of letting up.
My brother Nathan was leaving at the same time we were and the roads were so slippery and full of fluffy white crap that he got sucked into the ditch just past my parents driveway.
Thankfully, we were behind him and stopped to help, and Doug ran to the house to get my brother Frankie, my sister Rachel and my Dad to come help us shovel and push Nathan’s car out of the ditch.
I wasn’t very much help with my bum knee, however. I couldn’t push because I couldn’t find any solid footing, so finally I decided to use a shovel to clear some snow away from the tires.
Unfortunately, after nearly twenty minutes of shoveling, pushing and maneuvering we weren’t able to budge the SUV very much, and we were covered in snow (and my hair was frozen to my head because I didn’t wear a hat that day), so Dad ran back to get his 4-Wheeler and a chain.
Nathan crawled under the car, hooked the chain around the axel, and the rest of us pushed (I steered) while Dad tried to pull the car out. Sweet Lord, it worked! After a few minutes of the push/pull combo, Nate was out of the ditch.
It was Christmas chaos. But the drive home was worse. We got about 4 inches of snow that just came down all at once and caused our windshield wipers to freeze up constantly. Nathan followed behind us (since my parents live in the country) and we kept stopping to clean off the wipers on our cars.
Once we got into town and had the help of street lights, driving conditions were better, but we were still only driving at 20 mph, and that was almost too fast. It really was a miracle that we all made it to our homes safely.
This morning I was so tired from all the insanity and I awoke with a pounding headache. I spent the day lounging around the house and reading blogs. It was actually very relaxing.
Overall I’d say this Christmas was a mix of fun and crazy.
Check out some of my favorite photos from the two days of family togetherness:




I hope your Christmas was as exciting and wonderful as ours! Even though I enjoyed the holiday, I’m ready for 2009. What are your plans for the New Year?