May 16, 2009
Only In My Dreams
What is it with pregnancy and freaky dreams? Lately I’ve been having some crazy ones.
Last night I had a dream about my old boss. I couldn’t stand the guy, but in my dream we were having an affair. I woke up completely freaked out. Grossed out, rather. Ew.
The night before that I had a dream that I was on Dancing With the Stars along with several of my old co-workers. One of these co-workers is also pregnant in real life (in fact we have the same due date).
In the dream we were the two pregnant contestants, and we were wearing flashy, glittery costumes that showed off our baby bumps (mine is more baby “plump”). I ended up fighting with her over Maksim Chmerkovskiy. He was paired with me, and she tried to steal him for herself. I pulled her hair and told her to back off.
The dream continued and my first dance with Maks was the Cha-Cha-Cha. During the dance my belly suddenly fell off. My friend was partnered with Mark Ballas, and they had to dance the Tango. During their dance her water broke, and Tom Bergeron mopped the dancefloor with Bruno’s suit coat.
Freaky, yes? I think so. When I told my pal about this she laughed and laughed.
“Only in your dreams,” she said. “I could totally take you in a fight.”
She’s probably right. She’s much taller than me. She could definitely kick my ass.
Posted by Dana @ 9:13 PM • Pregnancy
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May 18th, 2009 at 11:28 AM, Headless Mom Says:
Ha! Those are funny. I can just see Tom Bergeron mopping the floor now. He is a jack-of-all-trades, so I suppose mopping would work too.
Are you getting your energy back?