March 6, 2008
Toddler Swear Words
“Mommy, can I have a cookie?”
“No…you have to eat lunch first.”
“But, mommy, I don’t want my lunch, I wanna cookie!”
“I’m sorry Dawson, you can’t have a cookie until that ham sandwich is gone.”
“Awwww….tartar sauce!”
This is why SpongeBob needs to be banned from this house.
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After yesterday’s madness, I’m feeling better. I think I’m just one big ball of PMS. The fact that my period arrived today confirms this. I’m thinking that maybe it’s also because I have a birthday looming (the big 2-9 is just around the corner); I always get fricken goofy around that time.
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March 6th, 2008 at 2:50 pm, Jess Says:
At least he learned a PG term from a kid-oriented show. As opposed to an R-rated term from a show (or parental conversation) he wasn’t supposed to overhear.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:56 pm, Dana Says:
So true!
March 7th, 2008 at 9:29 am, motherofbun Says:
Tarter Sauce, eh? Yes, it could be worse. heehee.
March 7th, 2008 at 9:52 am, Liz Says:
As if you really HAD to explain where Dawson gets his stuff. Kids always listen better to Sponge Bob, in my house anyways. Tooooooo cute!
March 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am, Leslie Says:
Dana, we are living parallel lives. Julia and I have had the same conversation. She says “Tartar Sauce!” Or sometimes, “Aw, Pickles!” It’s cute.