July 31, 2007
We Interrupt This Blog…
…to bring you The Best of BlogHer 2007 Awards.
The Mominatrix herself graciously awarded me as the Most Unlikely Blogger to Share a Sex Story that Involved Dildos. You can hear all about it here.
Yes, tis true. I conceived the Doodlebug (with help from my husband of course) after a night of good vibrations with the Blue Dolphin and the Matador.
(Please dear God, do not let my mother read this. And if a certain 16-year-old brother is reading this blog today, so help me I’ll kick your butt if you tell Mom. The last thing I need is a Catholic-girls-don’t-use-vibes talk, mmmkay?)
And so, Mom-101 requested an acceptance speech (I’m assuming because of this?). Here goes:
I’d like to thank the Academy (most notably Mominatrix, The Hottie Who Had Sex with Danny Bonaduce, The Queen and Her Bad Mother) for all I’ve learned about hot and sweaty sex.
I’ve discovered that Good Girls Have Pubes, a vacuum can get you off, not to use KY that sounds like a douche product (and slippy-slidey sex is best!), I really need to get the Cone, and it’s okay to let your inner super-freak out once in awhile.
And so, as I stand before you all on this awards ceremony stage, holding this Glass Phallus Statuette, I must give credit to the women who have shown me that Catholic conservatives can be raunchy in the bedroom and it doesn’t have to be for the sake of the procreation of this already over-crowded planet.
Because I’m so thrilled to receive this honor, I promise to give back to the community by donating my time to teaching other shy Catholics how to use whips and handcuffs.
Holy shit. Was that lightning that flashed next to my head?
Posted by Dana @ 5:56 pm • Humor, Let's Talk About Sex, Baby
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July 31st, 2007 at 7:29 pm, Elizabeth Says:
Congratulations on your award!
Were you there on Saturday when Casey from MooshinIndy talked about having an orgasm while on the treadmill at the Y? I’m so glad we are all so open with each other 
July 31st, 2007 at 7:49 pm, Dana Says:
Yes! I was there and I was stunned. If that happened to me, I’d work out a lot more often!
July 31st, 2007 at 8:03 pm, ~JJ! Says:
Wow girl.
Fun times.
All around.
July 31st, 2007 at 8:42 pm, Dana Says:
Yes, it was quite the time.
I’m going straight to hell! Heh.
July 31st, 2007 at 9:31 pm, Mom101 Says:
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(and holy hell woman, we have the same, um….dolphin friend)
August 1st, 2007 at 12:57 am, PASSION PLAY BECKY Says:
Thanks for the email. I listened to the story! Toys can be quite fun can’t they?!?! Many new and exciting items are available since you last attended. Keep in touch! and Have a PLAYful Day/Night!! Becky
August 1st, 2007 at 8:16 am, Cheryl Says:
Wow. Toys. I had to give a friend a quick lesson about toys a couple months ago. It was surreal. I hadn’t talked about them outside of the bedroom for at least three years. Although yesterday, hubby and I talked about the cone over our lunch break. It was weird. It was pretty much just like talking about a grocery list.
August 1st, 2007 at 8:22 am, Dana Says:
What’s this? Mom-101 and I have the same taste in toys? Oh my gawrsh…! Were you as scared of it as I was the first time? I mean it’s cute and all but for reals, I thought I was going to be injured in a certain part of my anatomy.
Becky! Do you sell the Cone? Because that’s what I want next. (Good Lord. I’m just not shy about this anymore!)
Cheryl, it’s all good. Nothing wrong with a little fun in the bedroom. Heh. (I cannot believe I’m saying this!)
August 1st, 2007 at 8:55 am, PASSION PLAY BECKY Says:
Yes, the cone is available! Let me know when you are ready. LOL
August 1st, 2007 at 10:10 am, PASSION PLAY BECKY Says:
Dana, I will have one of these at the CELEBRATION PARTY I emailed about. A picture of The Cone is available on my site @ http://www.passionplayetc.com/more.html
August 1st, 2007 at 10:33 am, dana Says:
Awesome! Now I have to come! I mean attend.
Hah!
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:33 pm, Dawn Says:
I once received a card that read “I think you are perverted, twisted and sick - When can I see you again?”
I got here through your comment at Citymama and this is an awwwwwesome intro to your world : )
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:38 pm, Dana Says:
Oh my gosh! Dawn! I can’t only imagine what kind of expectation I’ve got to live up to!
I’m normally not this vocal about sex and toys. Hehee.