June 28, 2007
A Cure for Boredom
I was bored during my lunch break, today. I wasn’t hungry so I decided to surf the ‘net for fun things. I found this site.
I decided to see what my blog rating was:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following word: hell (2x)
It was so much fun, I then checked the ratings of my favorite blogs:
Julie is rated G because she used the words “gun” (1x) and “death” (1x). Interesting.
Heather is rated G? For using the words “pain” and “poop”. This just makes me laugh.
Liz is rated G because she posted the word “bomb”.
The belly laughs will kill me.
Erin is rated PG because she used the word “tit” once. Are we talking about the same Queen of Spain? I’m pretty sure she’s typed “tit” a lot. Ha ha!
Cheryl is rated PG for using the word “hell” once. But I’ve used it twice and that’s acceptable?
Christina is rated PG-13 for typing “death” (2x) and “bastards” once.
Leslie is PG-13 for typing “crack” and “bitch”. I can’t stop laughing, Leslie you are hardcore!
Kristen is rated R because she has written the words “fucking” (3x), “hell” (2x) and “steal” (1x).
Karen is rated R. She used “ass” (3x), “dead” (2x) and “steal” (1x).
Sarah is rated R, too. She used the words “porn” (3 times!), “hell” and “poop”.
I could go on and on, but I’ll die of laughter. How does your blog rate?
Posted by Dana @ 3:51 PM • Humor
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June 28th, 2007 at 6:14 PM, Mom101 Says:
That’s awesome. Does it only read your homepage? Because I know I have used all the above words and more. In fact the only one I didn;t use was bomb. It was actually bomb pop.
June 28th, 2007 at 7:00 PM, QofS Says:
PG PG!!!!!!
I want a recount motherfuckers.
Since when don’t I get the XXX???
Seriously disappointed here.
June 28th, 2007 at 8:30 PM, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah Says:
Wow! Am I the worst?
I want to know how on Earth I got a worse rating than Erin?
Oh right, it must be all my hermaphrodite midget p*rn and anal fiestas.
June 28th, 2007 at 8:55 PM, Karen Says:
Fucking right I’m rated R, bitches.
Why do I feel so guilty saying fuck over here Dana?
June 28th, 2007 at 10:48 PM, mothergoosemouse Says:
I better get my fucking act together. I’m slacking. Dana, thanks for the heads up!
June 29th, 2007 at 7:49 AM, Cheryl Says:
My PG rating makes me want to spice things up a bit more.
Is that wrong? Maybe I should have blogged about my sex toy conversation I had with a friend the other day.
June 29th, 2007 at 8:21 AM, Dana Says:
Mom 101 — I think it does only check the homepage. Let’s all write the word “fuck” in a post today and then go back and check our ratings.
Erin — I knew you’d be mad. Hell I was mad for you! You drop the f-bomb more than most, but that’s what I love about you!
Sarah, it’s beyond me. It must be all the midget porn flicks you advertise.
Karen, don’t you dare feel fucking guilty! Oh my gosh, now I feel guilty.
MGM, when I saw your rating, I totally expected G, just because I don’t know if I’ve ever read a post with swear words in it. I must be slacking on my reading! Mea culpa.
Cheryl, I couldn’t believe you got a worse rating than I did. You’re so damn nice, yenno?
June 29th, 2007 at 9:57 AM, Nancy Says:
I’m rated G right now. Gotta change that ASAP…
July 4th, 2007 at 9:33 AM, Leslie Says:
OH my goodness! I LOVE THIS! I’m just a little disappointed it didn’t catch my recent use of the work “fuck.” I went out on a limb, launched the f-bomb and it pretty much went unnoticed, save for one disgruntled e-mail.
You rock, Dana.