February 13, 2007

The Post Without A Clever Title

Yesterday, I failed to write my Memory Monday post.  Actually, I wrote my entry, but it’s still a draft staring at me right now as I write this post. 

The memory I want to share is from elementary school and it’s a very difficult topic to discuss.  Kids are cruel.  At Roosevelt Elementary school in Plover, Wisconsin, I wasn’t a “cool kid”.  I didn’t wear Air Nike shoes or Jordache jeans.  Ick.  Jordache jeans.  I’m almost glad I didn’t wear them.  In fact I think I wore Lee and they are pretty hot now, I’m told.

Needless to say, my post is still in the works.  I just need a few days (read: another week) to iron out the touchy parts.

In other news, my period is 15 days late.  Don’t worry, I’m not pregnant, the stick test says so.  We all know how accurate those are.  For my mind’s sake, I’m having a blood test done to be sure.  I just wish my ovaries and uterus would make up their minds.  It’s not nice to scare a girl like this.

Perhaps all this healthy eating and exercise has stunned my body.  It must be in shock!

I must admit, a Big Mac keeps calling my name, but my willpower intervenes every time!  Damn her!

Posted by Dana @ 8:30 am • Uncategorized   
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5 Responses to “The Post Without A Clever Title”

  1. mmm Big Mac (as he ignored the whole paragraph about Dana’s period.)

  2. Ovaries are weird. So are wombs. I gave mine a big old raspberry *pffffbbbbbfft* on Monday. Good job on keeping up the new lifestyle. I’m proud of you.

  3. Yes, they are weird….I agree!

    Sorry, Yoshi!! For that remark!

  4. My feminine plumbing has been giving me a hard time lately, so I sympathize.

    And maybe Mickey Dee’s is just the thing to take the edge off… mmmm…

  5. Catherine, I can’t do it. A Big Mac is sooooooo fattening!! Even though I love them so!

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