February 13, 2007
The Post Without A Clever Title
Yesterday, I failed to write my Memory Monday post. Actually, I wrote my entry, but it’s still a draft staring at me right now as I write this post.
The memory I want to share is from elementary school and it’s a very difficult topic to discuss. Kids are cruel. At Roosevelt Elementary school in Plover, Wisconsin, I wasn’t a “cool kid”. I didn’t wear Air Nike shoes or Jordache jeans. Ick. Jordache jeans. I’m almost glad I didn’t wear them. In fact I think I wore Lee and they are pretty hot now, I’m told.
Needless to say, my post is still in the works. I just need a few days (read: another week) to iron out the touchy parts.
In other news, my period is 15 days late. Don’t worry, I’m not pregnant, the stick test says so. We all know how accurate those are. For my mind’s sake, I’m having a blood test done to be sure. I just wish my ovaries and uterus would make up their minds. It’s not nice to scare a girl like this.
Perhaps all this healthy eating and exercise has stunned my body. It must be in shock!
I must admit, a Big Mac keeps calling my name, but my willpower intervenes every time! Damn her!
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February 13th, 2007 at 2:27 pm, yoshi Says:
mmm Big Mac (as he ignored the whole paragraph about Dana’s period.)
February 14th, 2007 at 4:46 am, mammacheryl Says:
Ovaries are weird. So are wombs. I gave mine a big old raspberry *pffffbbbbbfft* on Monday. Good job on keeping up the new lifestyle. I’m proud of you.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:08 pm, dana Says:
Yes, they are weird….I agree!
Sorry, Yoshi!! For that remark!
February 15th, 2007 at 6:08 am, Her Bad Mother Says:
My feminine plumbing has been giving me a hard time lately, so I sympathize.
And maybe Mickey Dee’s is just the thing to take the edge off… mmmm…
February 15th, 2007 at 8:07 am, Dana Says:
Catherine, I can’t do it. A Big Mac is sooooooo fattening!! Even though I love them so!