September 29, 2006
Strange Things I Overheard Yesterday
In the breakroom at work:
Woman: “I now know I’m definitely straight when I find myself attracted to lesbians who look like men.” (Say, what?)
Man: “You mean like, butch women?”
Woman: “Is that what they are called?”
As I walked into the ladies room:
Girl 1: “…I know…I totally hate when people go into the stall next to me when I’m trying to take a shit…”
Girl 2: “Yeah that’s like, totally gross. Do they really want to smell your business?”
(All I have to say is, “Ewwww” and “No…we don’t.”)
Standing in the checkout line at Target:
Woman 1: “I was in the bar last night and Bob* and Marilyn* totally hit on me! Marilyn asked me to go home with them. For real.”
Woman 2: “What did you say?”
Woman 1: “Umm, do I look like I do threesomes?”
(Apparently, because Bob and Marilyn want you to go home with them.)
*Names have been changed because I know how small my town is and how many people here read me.
Posted by Dana @ 5:46 AM • Uncategorized
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September 29th, 2006 at 12:40 PM, VENTL8R Says:
Wow, is that Armadeggon? Three randomly mondo-bizarro conversations in one day?
Concerning convo #2 – it’s not like we have a choice if we want to “smell your business.” Can’t you take that home?
I see your name all the time at Kelly’s, so I thought I’d swing by.
September 29th, 2006 at 7:07 PM, Mocha Says:
You’re so lucky. I love inappropriate conversations that I walk in on, but it doesn’t happen as much as when people walk in on mine.
September 29th, 2006 at 9:07 PM, Dana Says:
VENTL8R! Welcome! Thanks for visiting me! I’m heading your way next!
Mocha, I never heard such crazy things like yesterday. I often stopped in my tracks to make sure I heard correctly. That made people look at me funny. *L*
September 30th, 2006 at 1:43 AM, jennster Says:
lmfao! if you’re attracted to the butch lesbians, it just means you’re a lipstick lesbian! lol.. tell her next time!
October 2nd, 2006 at 9:38 PM, becca Says:
these are funny. I love when you hear this type of chat and wonder why me?