June 21, 2006

Cars! Cars! Cars!

So, the Queen of Spain was telling us how the Count was obsessed with the movie “Cars”. I haven’t seen it yet, and my little Doodlebug is too little to sit through a movie in a theater. At 22 months, I won’t even attempt to take him. But I must say that McDonald’s is pissing me off because they have the “cars” in their Happy Meals.

Little Dawson is upset because he doesn’t have that purple car he wants. We got the red one, the truck and the bus. And he plays with them everyday. All I hear is “Truck! Bus! Tractor!” Wait. There’s no tractor is there? He must be getting too excited. So now I find myself going to McDonald’s once a week in hopes of getting the damn purple one. This is totally screwing with Weight Watchers, so we then must go for a walk to burn off the chicken nuggets. And Dawson insists on taking these cars with him.

The joys of parenthood. Ugh. I’m told it will get worse once he’s older. I may have to boycott Disney and McDonalds the entire 3rd year of his life!

June 20, 2006

5 Things!

5 things in my refrigerator:
1. A bottle of ketchup
2. A bottle of mustard
3. A bag of salad greens
4. A bag of Kraft Cheese Crumbles™
5. 2% Milk

5 things in my closet:
1. Tons of clothes in a size 10 that I haven’t been able to squeeze back into
2. A Rubbermaid™ tote with 31 purses/handbags in it.
3. Another tote of winter clothes.
4. Half the closet holds Doug’s clothes, too.
5. My wedding dress neatly stored in the dry cleaner’s preservation box.

5 things in my purse:
1. My wallet
2. 5 different lip glosses/lipsticks
3. My cell phone
4. My son’s sock. (He lost the other one somewhere)
5. Gum

5 things in my car:
1. Music CD’s
2. Dawson’s car seat.
3. A stroller in my trunk.
4. Spare clothes for Dawson
5. Diapers and wipes.

5 people that get tagged:

1-Queen of Spain (I’m sure she’s done this already, but I can’t check her site to find out! Something’s preventing me!)
2-Christina
3-Erin
4-Kelly
5-Aafrica

(That is if you haven’t done it already!)

More Fun Searches

My Statistics Container is the bomb diggity. Today Mr. SC called me up and said, “Did you know that someone is looking for whores in Stevens Point, Wisconsin? And just so you know I referred them to you?”

Honest to Pete…I’m laughing my rear end off. When I saw the search I nearly passed out.

“whores+stevens+point+wisconsin”. And do you know which entry they were referred to? The one I wrote about chatrooms and attention whores. Now how’s that for a search feed.

Well, Pimp Daddy…I hope you DID NOT find what you were looking for because the streets of my city are not known for prostitution. Unless I’ve been out of commission too long. (FROM THE POLICE REPORT READINGS. NOT STREET WALKING! YEESH!)

And for the 80th time, who keeps looking for Artie and Dana? I am so baffled!

ALSO!! I still need FIVE MORE entries for the blog contest! The minimum is ten for my judge to participate! He’s really handsome and I just so happen to be married to him. He has not read any of the entries yet. I don’t want him to have any bias! So come on kids! Get those entries in!!! Please? I beg you!

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5 Things Meme

5 things in my refrigerator:
1. A bottle of ketchup
2. A bottle of mustard
3. A bag of salad greens
4. A bag of Kraft Cheese Crumbles™
5. 2% Milk

5 things in my closet:
1. Tons of clothes in a size 10 that I haven’t been able to squeeze back into
2. A Rubbermaid™ tote with 31 purses/handbags in it.
3. Another tote of winter clothes.
4. Half the closet holds Doug’s clothes, too.
5. My wedding dress neatly stored in the dry cleaner’s preservation box.

5 things in my purse:
1. My wallet
2. 5 different lip glosses/lipsticks
3. My cell phone
4. My son’s sock. (He lost the other one somewhere)
5. Gum

5 things in my car:
1. Music CD’s
2. Dawson’s car seat.
3. A stroller in my trunk.
4. Spare clothes for Dawson
5. Diapers and wipes.

5 people that get tagged:

1-Queen of Spain (I’m sure she’s done this already, but I can’t check her site to find out! Something’s preventing me!)
2-Christina
3-Erin
4-Kelly
5-Aafrica

(That is if you haven’t done it already!)