April 24, 2006

Funny Hubby

My husband is a comic. This is not news. He’s always been a funny, witty and sarcastic. It’s just that he sometimes drives me over the edge with his humor.

For example, last night I was surfing the internet and came across www.mygeneology.com. The site allows you to upload your photo and it then scans your facial features to find which celebrities you most resemble. I was having fun until the site told me I look 71% like Bridget Fonda, 70% like Cybil Shephard 68% like Katie Holmes (are you KIDDING ME?) and 67% like Jodi Foster (umm..SURE I do).

My husband was loving the Katie Holmes thing. He’s had a crush on her since Dawson’s Creek. He is the ONLY man I know who was upset about her pregnancy by Tom Cruise. Yes, that’s my husband. The man with a “Katie Crush”, who loves to watch Entertainment Tonight and reads In-Touch Magazine (he claims he likes to see what the celebs are wearing, but I know he’s lookin’ at the ladies in their Oscar dresses).

All night my goofy hubby kept calling me Katie and saying things like, “Don’t tell my wife, Katie, but I think you’re hot” or “Let’s hook-up, my wife won’t be home for hours, Katie.” I was getting rather irritated by his hilarious little remarks so I said, “Listen, Doug is it? My handsome boyfriend Brad, err…I mean Tom would be very angry if I cheated on him, being that we’re scientologists and all…” I think I managed to shut him up because he just continued to watch the news.

What kind of dork did I marry? He is my dork and I love him.

Posted by Dana @ 4:24 AM • The Hubs